Three hours ago, consensus was that we had 12 years to save the planet by not killing ourselves, but the new deadline is 5 years.
“Climate change is such a serious problem that anyone who opposes mass suicide to save the planet could be charged with human rights violations,” said ICC spokesperson Ekstere Vimem.
The ordinance takes effect immediately and fairly. Parents will choose themselves using technology provided by the State Lottery.
Olbermann had one of his trademark tantrums shortly before detonating the explosives.
Thank Gaia and Allah other people are paying for me, or Janet Napolitano would already be the victim of culturally appropriate torture.
“Most people don’t want to think about catastrophe,” Brown told his audience on the beach in San Francisco. “I am not most people.”
CSUS was proud to join the network because “federal government money is imperative to maintaining this ginormous set of useless data.”