In a blatant attempt to discredit Antifa, fascist editors claim “the East German Socialist Unity Party used the term ‘Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart’ as the official name for the Berlin Wall.”
“When our passengers pay for a cruise, they’ll get a cruise. If we conduct ‘compulsory pirate drills’ it will be with live fire,” said Cruise Director Julie McCoy.
“It also appears that the adverb frequency inadvertently occurs in alphabetical order. We’re still trying to figure out how that happened.”
Kim Jong-un celebrated by singlehandedly winning a tug of war against an entire team of his grateful co-equal Communist citizens.