“The number of female nudes available for men to gaze at in public spaces is still astonishingly high,” said another Girl who has been protesting anonymously since the beginning. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres has announced a new plan to save millions of people from rising sea levels by the year 2031: Kill retirees who didn’t die the last time oceans didn’t rise.
Scientists are using deep-drilling techniques to understand just how much CO2 humans can pump into the Earth without causing a catastrophic rejection event.
Armenian attorney demands Democrats stop saying “‘white privilege,” U.S. government cease using “Caucasian,” and “American liberals stop pretending people of Caucasus are not people of color.”
All Journalists Matter, but some journalists matter more than others, so UNESCO has hired special operators to neutralize that inequality by the year 2030.
Experts who noted the anomaly say ISIS and the Clinton entourage have both been on the run since the 2016 election, but remain a major threat to global security.
Virgin Sexbots is solving the problem of rape culture by programming sexbots with a codebase of Progressive morals.
