UN: Female journalists given less opportunity to be killed on the job

All Journalists Matter, but some journalists matter more than others, so UNESCO has hired special operators to neutralize that inequality by the year 2030.

Map of Hillary travel plans matches remaining ISIS strongholds

Experts who noted the anomaly say ISIS and the Clinton entourage have both been on the run since the 2016 election, but remain a major threat to global security.

Richard Branson launches line of Virgin Sexbots for social justice progressives

Virgin Sexbots is solving the problem of rape culture by programming sexbots with a codebase of Progressive morals.

Wikipedia taken over by white supremacist editors in effort to discredit Antifa

In a blatant attempt to discredit Antifa, fascist editors claim “the East German Socialist Unity Party used the term ‘Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart’ as the official name for the Berlin Wall.”

Cruise ships offer .50 caliber shooting lessons on Indian Ocean routes

“When our passengers pay for a cruise, they’ll get a cruise. If we conduct ‘compulsory pirate drills’ it will be with live fire,” said Cruise Director Julie McCoy.