Experts estimate that 3 to 12 million people starved in the 1932-33 famine alone, and capitalist media censored the impact of climate change in favor of a narrative that blamed Socialism.
See that photograph? That’s Bernie Sanders enjoying a drunken, honeymoon lunch with the All-Russian Extraordinary Commission for Combating Counter-Revolution, Profiteering and Corruption.
Millennials on every continent expressed the same disbelief that the totality of their virtue could actually be harming the planet, but vegetarians were especially bewildered.
Experts: Transgender stigma is so severe we must eliminate mental health treatment, but gamers are not stigmatized enough and should expect increased attention from mental health professionals.
“The number of female nudes available for men to gaze at in public spaces is still astonishingly high,” said a Guerilla Girl who has been protesting since the 1980s. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres has announced a new plan to save millions of people from rising sea levels by the year 2031: Kill retirees who didn’t die the last time oceans didn’t rise.
Scientists are using deep-drilling techniques to understand just how much CO2 humans can pump into the Earth without causing a catastrophic rejection event.