Richard Branson launches line of Virgin Sexbots for social justice progressives
Virgin Sexbots is solving the problem of rape culture by programming sexbots with a codebase of Progressive morals.
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Wikipedia taken over by white supremacist editors in effort to discredit Antifa
In a blatant attempt to discredit Antifa, fascist editors claim “the East German Socialist Unity Party used the term ‘Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart’ as the official name for the Berlin Wall.”
Cruise ships offer .50 caliber shooting lessons on Indian Ocean routes
“When our passengers pay for a cruise, they’ll get a cruise. If we conduct ‘compulsory pirate drills’ it will be with live fire,” said Cruise Director Julie McCoy.
Linguists discover ‘pause’ in use of unmodified adjective by climate scientists
“It also appears that the adverb frequency inadvertently occurs in alphabetical order. We’re still trying to figure out how that happened.”
Happy Victims of Communism Day
Kim Jong-un celebrated by singlehandedly winning a tug of war against an entire team of his grateful co-equal Communist citizens.
