All Journalists Matter, but some journalists matter more than others, so UNESCO has hired special operators to neutralize that inequality by the year 2030.
Experts who noted the anomaly say ISIS and the Clinton entourage have both been on the run since the 2016 election, but remain a major threat to global security.
Virgin Sexbots is solving the problem of rape culture by programming sexbots with a codebase of Progressive morals.
In a blatant attempt to discredit Antifa, fascist editors claim “the East German Socialist Unity Party used the term ‘Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart’ as the official name for the Berlin Wall.”
“When our passengers pay for a cruise, they’ll get a cruise. If we conduct ‘compulsory pirate drills’ it will be with live fire,” said Cruise Director Julie McCoy.
“It also appears that the adverb frequency inadvertently occurs in alphabetical order. We’re still trying to figure out how that happened.”
Kim Jong-un celebrated by singlehandedly winning a tug of war against an entire team of his grateful co-equal Communist citizens.