“Back in the 70s we threatened to kill 25 million class enemies if they refused to be re-educated,” Garamendi said. “But there’s not a single Democrat in Congress that wants just a few million to be sick before the election.”
Experts say the move to suppress other voices could be motivated by revenge, or it could just be a typical strategy often employed by Democrats.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Erykah Badu have vagina-scented products, but The Squad will offer the public free reproductions of their Congressional bills, perfumed with each legislator’s unique essence.
“The Electoral College is undemocratic and boring,” said Pete Buttigieg. “HJR 42 would be equally undemocratic but way more exciting, and in a democracy voter turnout is king.”
“Republicans are trying to dismantle the Constitution to keep an illegitimate president on the ballot,” said Kamala Harris, adding she will not accept the results of the 2020 election unless a Democrat wins.
“The presiding officer declines to read the question as submitted,” Roberts said about Sen. Paul’s question, holding up a placard that looked suspiciously like the ubiquitous Facebook error message.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the video of negative energy being pulled out of a woman’s butt inspired her during the impeachment hearings.
