Language in the electrical code is largely perceived as violence or hate speech. Democrat legislation would mandate new wiring standards that use inclusive pastels instead of harsh racist colors.
“It all started to go bad when Barack assigned us to Operation Crossfire Hurricane,” said Butt-Head. “Running as Democrats will give us the deniability and protection we need as — huh, huh — public servants.”
Who’s spying on you? “Specifically the TV sitting in your living room, and the former FBI Director that should be sitting in Comey Island,” says the FBI.
Act now and you’ll receive a free cloth or something that provides no protection of any kind for people whose names are not Hillary Clinton.
The Party almost nominated Biden after he recalled facing down razor-toting gang members. His gravitas has only grown since he threatened to kick Putin out of Ukraine armed only with a 6-foot length of chain.
“The president intimidated the NFL into offering the league’s best quarterback an illegitimate workout as a publicity stunt,” said the Intelligence chairman.
An investigation of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) by the FBI to determine who, if anyone, is above the law has found that only the FBI is above the law.