Dear @SenFeinstein I’m not proud of it, but I was a paying customer at Amy Coney Barrett’s high school brothel when she was a senior at St. Mary’s in 1990. Can you recommend an attorney? #GoFundMe
Polls in both countries find a majority of residents agree with Justice Ginsburg’s assessment that “if the people don’t care, the best constitution in the world won’t make any difference.”
Karl tweeted, “President Trump has raised a burning flag. I’m proud of my country for the first time.” Knoller was more pithy. “Burning flag back at full staff atop WH. Fuck yeah.”
The pardon for Roseanne was floated after ABC rehired her for calling Dinesh D’Souza a “monkey’s uncle” and then fired her again when she said Martha Stewart was a “feckless cunt” who should be in prison.
Bernie Sanders will not have armed security. Instead, he will be surrounded by up to 10,000 unarmed Great Patriots from nudist communes and college campuses nationwide.
Earhart admits in the guide that her copilot told her “never plot a course through a land war in Asia.”
“Yes, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson owned slaves and we must erase them from history. But all patriotic Americans should resent Russian meddling in our Cultural Revolution,” said Schiff.