Male feminists outraged as AP Stylebook replaces ‘fetus’ with ‘undocumented baby’

“A man needs an opinion about a woman’s uterus like a fish needs a bicycle,” said male feminist protester Auden Finch. “I’m outraged on behalf of all women.”


Bernie releases tax returns, joins Faith of the Seven Gods

“I’ve spent years ranting against the excesses of the wealthiest Americans, and now I’m a member of the 1%,” the presidential contender admitted. “So I had the seven-pointed star carved into my forehead to prove my devotion to Our Revolution.”