Trump raises burning White House flag to full staff, media appeased

Karl tweeted, “President Trump has raised a burning flag. I’m proud of my country for the first time.” Knoller was more pithy. “Burning flag back at full staff atop WH. Fuck yeah.”


President Trump considering pardons for Roseanne and Barack

The pardon for Roseanne was floated after ABC rehired her for calling Dinesh D’Souza a “monkey’s uncle” and then fired her again when she said Martha Stewart was a “feckless cunt” who should be in prison.

American Pathetic

Me: Did you hear about the man with multiple personalities who shot himself outside the White House? Nathan Hale: Yes. Another terrible mass shooting. What will it take for people to give up their guns?