Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang joins CNN so he can suppress news of political rivals
Experts say the move to suppress other voices could be motivated by revenge, or it could just be a typical strategy often employed by Democrats.
The Squad to author legislation that smells like their vaginas
Gwyneth Paltrow and Erykah Badu have vagina-scented products, but The Squad will offer the public free reproductions of their Congressional bills, perfumed with each legislator’s unique essence.
Democrat bill would apply Iowa Caucus math to Electoral College
“The Electoral College is undemocratic and boring,” said Pete Buttigieg. “HJR 42 would be equally undemocratic but way more exciting, and in a democracy voter turnout is king.”
Democrats won't accept illegitimate acquittal of fake president elected illegally
“Republicans are trying to dismantle the Constitution to keep an illegitimate president on the ballot,” said Kamala Harris, adding she will not accept the results of the 2020 election unless a Democrat wins.
Chief Justice Roberts refuses Rand Paul’s question involving Ukraine whistleblower
“The presiding officer declines to read the question as submitted,” Roberts said about Sen. Paul’s question, holding up a placard that looked suspiciously like the ubiquitous Facebook error message.
After Davos exorcism, House Democrats line up to have negative energy pulled out of their butts
Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the video of negative energy being pulled out of a woman’s butt inspired her during the impeachment hearings.
Democrats: Internet video incites violence against House impeachment managers
“A YouTube video from the known anonymous extremist who goes by ‘PolitiZoid’ is a clear and present danger to the impeachment community,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
