Me: Did you hear about the man with multiple personalities who shot himself outside the White House? Nathan Hale: Yes. Another terrible mass shooting. What will it take for people to give up their guns?
Sources say the character of “Joseph Turner” is based on Times reporter Glenn Thrush and various TV news personalities including ABC’s Brian Ross and Univision’s Jorge Ramos.
Looney Tunes Broadcasting Service has suspended Foghorn Leghorn’s self-titled late-night show after “multiple, credible allegations” of sexual misconduct.
Men who have either no penis or a replica will be allowed to keep their weapons under a grandfather clause.
New face-to-face training methods feature experienced Hollywood actors who subject employees to actual sexual abuse in front of colleagues.
Plans “listening tour” after realizing wife “failed to fully use the female empowerment Democrats fought so hard to win for all women.”
The statue/dispenser recognizes his leadership and humanity while providing a place for local youth to gather and have a cold refreshment.