“Not a single Senator escaped the gravity of the moment,” said Fox News Sunday’s Chris Wallace, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she’s confident God wants her to continue without the Senate.
Criminologist Dr. Kimya N. Dennis is leading the interdisciplinary project to identify all scientific books ever written and eliminate most of those written by white people.
“We expect President Trump to sign the registry into law or be acknowledged as a leader who doesn’t care about his people,” said Nancy Pelosi. “We stand with the Ayatollah.”
After thousands of mourners marched in a Baghdad funeral, U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar suggested retaliation against whatever Islamic sect she disagrees with.
A Facebook manifesto blamed “the evil cosmetic surgeon Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz” for bringing “ridicule and mockery on the politicians everyone once idolized.”
Language in the electrical code is largely perceived as violence or hate speech. Democrat legislation would mandate new wiring standards that use inclusive pastels instead of harsh racist colors.
“It all started to go bad when Barack assigned us to Operation Crossfire Hurricane,” said Butt-Head. “Running as Democrats will give us the deniability and protection we need as — huh, huh — public servants.”