The pardon for Roseanne was floated after ABC rehired her for calling Dinesh D’Souza a “monkey’s uncle” and then fired her again when she said Martha Stewart was a “feckless cunt” who should be in prison.
Bernie Sanders will not have armed security. Instead, he will be surrounded by up to 10,000 unarmed Great Patriots from nudist communes and college campuses nationwide.
Earhart admits in the guide that her copilot told her “never plot a course through a land war in Asia.”
“Yes, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson owned slaves and we must erase them from history. But all patriotic Americans should resent Russian meddling in our Cultural Revolution,” said Schiff.
Me: Did you hear about the man with multiple personalities who shot himself outside the White House? Nathan Hale: Yes. Another terrible mass shooting. What will it take for people to give up their guns?
Sources say the character of “Joseph Turner” is based on Times reporter Glenn Thrush and various TV news personalities including ABC’s Brian Ross and Univision’s Jorge Ramos.
Looney Tunes Broadcasting Service has suspended Foghorn Leghorn’s self-titled late-night show after “multiple, credible allegations” of sexual misconduct.