Looney Tunes Broadcasting Service has suspended Foghorn Leghorn’s self-titled late-night show after “multiple, credible allegations” of sexual misconduct.
Men who have either no penis or a replica will be allowed to keep their weapons under a grandfather clause.
New face-to-face training methods feature experienced Hollywood actors who subject employees to actual sexual abuse in front of colleagues.
Plans “listening tour” after realizing wife “failed to fully use the female empowerment Democrats fought so hard to win for all women.”
The statue/dispenser recognizes his leadership and humanity while providing a place for local youth to gather and have a cold refreshment.
A private diary had this entry from 1972: “I’ll f*ck anything that moves until it seizes up and stops functioning.”
Frederica Wilson knows how to rock a cowboy hat, and there’s nothing wrong with that because she was born on a ranch along the Chisolm Trail.