Act now and you’ll receive a free cloth or something that provides no protection of any kind for people whose names are not Hillary Clinton.
The Party almost nominated Biden after he recalled facing down razor-toting gang members. His gravitas has only grown since he threatened to kick Putin out of Ukraine armed only with a 6-foot length of chain.
“The president intimidated the NFL into offering the league’s best quarterback an illegitimate workout as a publicity stunt,” said the Intelligence chairman.
An investigation of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) by the FBI to determine who, if anyone, is above the law has found that only the FBI is above the law.
“Frankly, it’s just easier this way,” Joe Biden said after news broke that Hunter was paid to serve on the Amtrak Board of Directors because he spent a lot of time on trains.
Faced with the President’s refusal to cooperate with the impeachment probe, Democrats will extradite Trump to China so he can be tried in a fair and neutral Communist Party-controlled court.
Some focus group participants said the senator seemed harmless enough. Others said Sanders threatened them with dental tools if they didn’t tell him what he wanted to know.