IKEA closing U.S. factory, ‘workers can’t figure out how to make our furniture’

Educational conditions under Common Core do not allow the plant to continue, but IKEA will do everything it can to help workers find less logical work.


Floatopia competes with Earth Day for record garbage haul

Thousands of Climate Change believers descended on Chesapeake Bay for Floatopia 2019 in an effort to beat Earth Day for the most square miles of garbage left behind.