The truth of his floundering campaign was difficult to accept, but what drove him to psychotherapy livestreaming was the realization that Americans don’t want to get rid of guns or churches.
“We can’t beat open heart surgery for sheer drama,” said campaign manager and fellow Irishman Jen O’Malley Dillon. “But we can let people know that Beto is just like them only better.”
O’Rourke asked to be impeached when he found out Trump raised more money in 24 hours than his own campaign did in the entire second quarter.
“The GOP is the party of fear,” she said, flipping her silky brown hair over her shoulder. “But we don’t have to succumb to it. Like, I liberated 200 victims of medical torture over the weekend.”
The giant asshole remains open to Democrat voters in the 2020 presidential campaign because his staff “never allowed [his] shortcomings to get in the way.”
“I protected our democracy from a politically-motivated witch hunt,” said Becerra. “But I have to give all props to Hillary Clinton. It wouldn’t have been possible without her trailblazing efforts in digital transparency.”