Texas Biden Blames Brain Fart for “Neanderthal Thinking” Comment: I Meant Cuomo by Girth McFestus Posted on March 5, 2021 Read More
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Texas Hotel maids confirm Earth’s atmosphere is 4 times dustier than computer models predicted by Huey P. Newsom Posted on April 16, 2020 Read More
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Texas O’Rourke asks to be impeached as campaign cash collapses by Huey P. Newsom Posted on September 25, 2019 Read More
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