“In hindsight, it was terrible public policy,” said one liberal bureaucrat. “But a police state might be the only way to save humanity from global warming and our own poor choices.”
No one knows how much Imputed Income will be necessary to fund Healthcare for All, Preschool for All, Affordable Housing for All, or even Electric Vehicles for All. But that’s the beauty of it.
Our new “anchor university” concept will offer a bachelor’s pogrom in hospitality and tourism management led by Xicano Power activists. But wait. There’s more.
The Shangri-La Towers will provide 300 square feet of luxury, inclusive growth, and fun without suspicion or fear so our activists can relax in a panic-free atmosphere.
Gov. Brown says his approach will make the Democrats’ spirit ultimately uncrushable. “You may think we’re playing Net Neutrality,” he said. “But be warned: We’re actually playing Something Awful.”
“I don’t give a shit if they’re on the Endangered Species list or not,” said Gov. Brown. “They’re outta here.”
CHP posted a humorous comment on Facebook. The Agricultural Labor Relations Board threatened to report it to the Department of Human Resources.