On hearing of Brown’s threat, Trump tweeted, “Go ahead. Make my day.”
“As a Democrat, I believe we can’t pay moms unless we also certify them,” said Delaine Eastin, and certification is a “small price for moms to pay if they want our recognition.”
There has been absolutely no increase in the number or proportion of women looking for work in Home Depot parking lots over the last ten years.
“We’re extremely proud for holding ourselves accountable to our values,” said Commission member Doni Blumenstock, “but we will never show or fund right-wing artwork ever again. It was just too painful.”
“Any news organization that voluntarily cooperates with their readers by contradicting our new California law will be prosecuted to the full extent of that law,” said Attorney General Becerra.
“The president is in California this week, so I think it’s time for people in Sacramento to show what a welcoming community we are,” said school board member Jay Hansen.
CNN reports 313,000 new jobs in February? Stimulus! Donald Trump goes to North Korea? Stimulus! Stimulus! Stimulus! Stimulus!