“We expect to unexpectedly find a lot of medical procedures that are inefficient and unnecessary,” said Senator Lara (D-Bell Gardens).
“The Wailing Wall is holy and Trump is profane,” said one pro-Hamas student. “That’s why Israel needs to tear it down.”
Burn the heretics! But take off those absurd robes first. You might accidentally light yourselves on fire.
Multiple sources tell The Sac Brie that one of the female FOX40 employees may have been performing a “pole dance” on top of the van.
The ordinance takes effect immediately and fairly. Parents will choose themselves using technology provided by the State Lottery.
“We will resist any attempt to derail California’s descent into Socialism, and eventually Communism,” said one protester.
“We needed an environment where we could model all the behaviors we expect in the ‘real world’ – and we found it in a prison.”