Give us the balls-to-the-wall-unapologetic-for-starting-wars-in-banana-republics kind of journalism. You’re already trying to foment Our #Revolution here in Alta California, anyway.
“Franklin Roosevelt was a fascist dog who said collective bargaining for government workers was bad for America,” said Bo Gart, president of Napa Valley Teamsters Local 420.
By patching both eyes of children in the control group, doctors found that the parts of the brain involved in moral reasoning developed a stronger sense of fairness and social justice.
“California will protect our humble public servants from radical authoritarians who forcibly suppress their opposition by controlling industry, commerce, and transportation,” said our virtuous Attorney General.
“The reason we wish death on the governor is that so many students don’t even have enough to eat,” said Engorged California spokesman Hugh Mungous.
“They’re not even counting the number of dead parents we encourage to come here,” said Sen. Ted Lieu (D-Malibu). “That’s not just a violation of human rights. It’s un-American and would shock Jesus.”
The new slogan comes after Phillips admitted that “crude and callous law enforcement culture” caused him to laugh out loud at a blatantly racist email in 2016 and then sell his soul to George Soros when no one noticed.