Some students say the college rape culture experience is the best four years of their lives and should be freely available to everyone.
“I want to quote from a portion of Leviticus. ‘Treat the stranger among you, as if he were one of your own, for ye yourself were a stranger in the land of Egypt.’ Now get out there and boycott the shit out of In-N-Out Burger!”
“In hindsight, it was terrible public policy,” said one liberal bureaucrat. “But a police state might be the only way to save humanity from global warming and our own poor choices.”
No one knows how much Imputed Income will be necessary to fund Healthcare for All, Preschool for All, Affordable Housing for All, or even Electric Vehicles for All. But that’s the beauty of it.
Our new “anchor university” concept will offer a bachelor’s pogrom in hospitality and tourism management led by Xicano Power activists. But wait. There’s more.
The Shangri-La Towers will provide 300 square feet of luxury, inclusive growth, and fun without suspicion or fear so our activists can relax in a panic-free atmosphere.
Gov. Brown says his approach will make the Democrats’ spirit ultimately uncrushable. “You may think we’re playing Net Neutrality,” he said. “But be warned: We’re actually playing Something Awful.”