“Any news organization that voluntarily cooperates with their readers by contradicting our new California law will be prosecuted to the full extent of that law,” said Attorney General Becerra.
“The president is in California this week, so I think it’s time for people in Sacramento to show what a welcoming community we are,” said school board member Jay Hansen.
CNN reports 313,000 new jobs in February? Stimulus! Donald Trump goes to North Korea? Stimulus! Stimulus! Stimulus! Stimulus!
The shelling has stopped. Fresh graves still mark the police action people are calling the Tax Cut Massacre, but the threat of cholera has receded.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stars as rapper “The Notorious A.Z. Blanco” who’s on a mission from an off-stage gender neutral god (played by the voice of Bernie Sanders) to cast off British colonial rule.
The new policy defines “gun violence” as “illegally, intentionally, and successfully wounding or killing someone with a firearm” and limits the bonuses to five shootings within ten years.
Abe Normal, who works at the McMillen Art Gallery less than a mile from the Oregon border, seemed unfazed when our reporter said the offer was “free ice cream for a year.”