Original instructions for the sex lair, dating from 1971, were discovered two years ago and still do not conform to non-conforming language confirmed as conformed by the EEOC.
“The state’s emergency plan requires employees to resist fascism,” said spokesman Hassan Chop. “The ‘RIOT’ button takes loyal employees to the garage level where we store signs, masks, and other materials useful for rooting out fascists.”
Sacramento Mayor Darrell Steinberg said “keeping police out of black communities where they don’t belong would go a long way toward ending white privilege.”
Justice Democrats strongly criticized Erdogan. “We have pretty much the same goals as Erdogan, but he made a mistake by showing the video. He needs to keep that authoritarian fascist stuff behind closed doors.”
“We need to work on the best interest of 42,000 students,” says Ranch, “and that means excluding any other group that puts their own interests first.”
An adoring crowd outside the Capitol praised Newsom’s plans by chanting “from the river to the sea, affordable housing will be free” and “end state executions now.”
After toddlers have been disenfranchised, Democratic Socialists expect to target gas-powered radio-controlled vehicles popular among teens and young adults.