President Trump flipped the bird on Friday, causing every single American of voting age to change their mind about whether the gesture is offensive or not.
“If we’re ever going to silence hate speech in this country, we need some way of incriminating people who refuse to say things we like,” said NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio.
The lion also noted that laws against toxic masculinity played a role in his refusal to maul the woman and share her remains with the pride.
Three hours ago, consensus was that we had 12 years to save the planet by not killing ourselves, but the new deadline is 5 years.
“We’re telling people not to kill themselves because Climate Change will get them in 12 years if we don’t get their vote in 2020,” said DNC Chairman Tom Perez, who insists the plan isn’t a cynical ploy to weaponize the fear of death.
The procedure was carried out quickly by Jeong herself with a pair of high-quality castration pliers under the supervision of her colleagues on the Editorial Board.
“The Squad is right. There is no justice in America,” Guzman said. “I’ve been forced to drink unsanitary water and tortured 24 hours a day. It’s like I’ve been in a Nazi concentration camp.”