Unexpectedly, the promotion took a dark twist on the morning of May 26 when Mrs. Clinton tweeted a bizarre question @Hasbro at 3:17 a.m. Pacific time.
“Jerry, take drink, you look little dehydrated, comrade,” said De Blasio after announcing enhanced surveillance of PS 149. “You seem little dehydrated, da? You are OK? Jerry?”
“The biggest source of CO2 emissions is skyscrapers that lack both efficiency and diversity,” said the mayor. “We’re making the Green New Deal come alive with prehistoric buildings that use renewable materials.”
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi excused Biden’s rant. “What else can we expect from the Vice President when Syracuse only made it to the round of 64 this year?”
“Until now, CNN has aimed its promotion of fictional hate crimes to a narrow audience,” said Lemon. “That’s old school. Now we can take advantage of the pain and anger of racism in a way that no one has done before.”
HuffPo Deputy Opinion Editor Chloe Angyal shouted her abortion on Twitter. “For those who are wondering, @HuffPost Opinion — the entire section — is being eliminated. The beautiful, diverse, inclusive baby we built from scratch is gone.”
Tribal elder Phillips told CNN’s Don Lemon, “In many parts of the Muslim world, it is common for people of faith to encourage other people of faith by invading their places of worship. I’m certain that if we all do that more often we can speed up the process of American Islamization.”