Poll: Entire electorate switches sides after Trump flips bird
President Trump flipped the bird on Friday, causing every single American of voting age to change their mind about whether the gesture is offensive or not.
New ‘hate silence’ laws jail employees for not speaking
“If we’re ever going to silence hate speech in this country, we need some way of incriminating people who refuse to say things we like,” said NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio.
African lion refuses to kill woman because of tolerance and inclusion
The lion also noted that laws against toxic masculinity played a role in his refusal to maul the woman and share her remains with the pride.
Harvard professor calls for halt to ‘CO2 Sequestration Challenge’ until 2024
Three hours ago, consensus was that we had 12 years to save the planet by not killing ourselves, but the new deadline is 5 years.
Democrats: Global suicide epidemic to end in 5 years
“We’re telling people not to kill themselves because Climate Change will get them in 12 years if we don’t get their vote in 2020,” said DNC Chairman Tom Perez, who insists the plan isn’t a cynical ploy to weaponize the fear of death.
Columnist Bret Stephens wins inaugural Sarah Jeong NYT White Male Castration Lottery
The procedure was carried out quickly by Jeong herself with a pair of high-quality castration pliers under the supervision of her colleagues on the Editorial Board.
El Chapo defends The Squad: ‘There’s no justice in America’
“The Squad is right. There is no justice in America,” Guzman said. “I’ve been forced to drink unsanitary water and tortured 24 hours a day. It’s like I’ve been in a Nazi concentration camp.”
