When her bank account was flush, she could afford to be cruel only to white men. Now she has to be mean to guys who aren’t white just to make ends meet. “It’s depressing,” she says, “but my commitment to socialism will see me through until I get the settlement check.”
“Our estimates are that Hollywood would only need 75 percent of the foreskins collected from the 600,000 legal abortions we induce every year,” said Planned Parenthood President Leana Wen. “There’s clearly no legitimate need to import Korean foreskins.”
What were Robert De Niro, Rob Reiner, and Brett Kavanaugh doing in 1982? Leaving John Belushi to die of a drug overdose in a Hollywood bungalow. Bada bing bada boom!
“If the U.S. had given us half of the $22 trillion spent since the ‘war on poverty’ began in the 1960s, the U.N. could have eliminated almost 20 million poor people,” said U.N. expert Philip Alston.
Because do you know of anyone alive today who’s capable of building – as Brooks calls it – “moral systems that create harmony within people, harmony between people and harmony between people and their ultimate purpose”?
ABC’s Channing Dungey, who fired Roseanne, said, “I used to buy Starbucks (Nasdaq: SBUX) once a day, but since the incident in Philadelphia I stop there twice a day. That’s how important racial equality is to me.”
“All I do is think of Donald Trump, Uber, guns, and the NRA, and all I want to do is punch them all in the face,” he said. “You got a problem with that?”