The mayor’s office released a statement saying it would be wise for us all to join with him, for only as a mighty army that is stronger together can we defeat this great evil.
“Central planners of massive federal government cannot control foundation of where medical supplies and equipment come from,” de Blasio said on CNN’s “State of the Union of Socialist Republics” while wearing iron chains around his wrists.
Your mission is to build an elite disease disinformation team to push as many people as possible into panic and permanently weaken America. The first player to implement International Socialism wins.
Constant Mown, the Sub-Executive Vice Chamberlain for Dependencies and Director of Messengers of the Galactic Solicitor General’s Office, said in a vaguely threatening tweet that America deserves to have Earth replaced with a hyperspace bypass.
Economic terrorists from an obscure school in Austria hacked Paul Krugman’s Twitter account and posted a bizarre false allegation regarding child pornography, says the FBI.
Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman tweeted today that someone has “compromised my fax machine and is using it to download child pornography.”
“The project was delayed when market research showed most parents believe Hillary left Americans to die in Benghazi,” said Hasbro spokeswoman Prica Giocattolo. “And then Trump actually did save the embassy in Baghdad.”