Economic terrorists from an obscure school in Austria hacked Paul Krugman’s Twitter account and posted a bizarre false allegation regarding child pornography, says the FBI.
Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman tweeted today that someone has “compromised my fax machine and is using it to download child pornography.”
“The project was delayed when market research showed most parents believe Hillary left Americans to die in Benghazi,” said Hasbro spokeswoman Prica Giocattolo. “And then Trump actually did save the embassy in Baghdad.”
Frog and Toad ate one very last propaganda. “We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another. “Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a propaganda, “we need triumph of the willpower.”
“Crime victims could face criminal contempt by not allowing an offender to return to the scene of the crime,” Lt. McCarty said, adding that there is no official explanation for the unexpected disappearance of witnesses.
“The King of Babylon can categorically state that Rep. Dingell is not here,” the ambassador said in a tweet from Hades followed by the hashtag “Impeach45”.
In addition to daily musings, subscribers will get live fax transcripts of Krugman’s upcoming debate with Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang.