Starbucks adds growing list of restrictions to new ‘all welcome’ policy

“If a gay white female atheist employee is offended, we’re asking her to consult a straight black male Muslim refugee employee to see if they agree on whether a customer is disruptive,” said Johnson.

New moral majority brings nuke to gunfight

“When nothing is sinful, everything is sinful,” says Smith. “I knew MLK and I have a new letter from the Birmingham jail. Don’t go to church, eat, drink, or take the bus with white people.”