“First they came for AOL,” said Al Gore, inventor of the Internet. “Who’s next if I say nothing because I didn’t have Instant Messenger?”
Coach: “I have no idea how our wide receivers are going to run their routes. Although maybe it will help them keep one foot inbounds. This is a real game changer.”
Every American recoils in horror as journalistic spume sprays from every outlet of the body politic. It’s odious and repugnant, but the media is addicted.
Sulkowicz remains a symbol for students who oppose “rape culture” even though Nungesser didn’t rape her. “It’s a matter of faith,” she said.
Science must remain under the firm control of the Junta until free inquiry can be reestablished.
National socialists said Trump is a Communist, soviet socialists said he’s a Nazi, and the day ended with socialists beating the shit out of each other.
“We’re seeing everything from alcoholism to osteoporosis … It’s as if millennials are becoming their parents at an accelerated rate.”