“We also discovered that most babies don’t care if their moms love them, make funny faces, sing to them, or change their diapers,” said Dr. Pilata Vauva. “They appear to be consumed by feelings of economic injustice.”
A riot in the “Little Mogadishu” neighborhood of Minneapolis left six people dead after Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) claimed her vagina had been “stolen by Republicans.”
Seriously, age 8 just isn’t that young anymore. People younger than that routinely handle critical government policies like stealing money from their mom’s wallet or hacking the school principal’s email account.
Developing – A Hooters Air flight from Twig, Minnesota, to Intercourse, Pennsylvania, was forced to make an emergency landing in Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, by a woman claiming to have an “emotional support penis.”
Mohammed Noor’s attorney allegedly said that more shootings will move the conversation on Islamophobia forward.