If the ultimatum is ignored, Charles will abdicate and move to the Falkland Islands, taking the National Hedgelaying Championships with him.
“It would be better to outlaw canines and make Islamic prayer mandatory for all,” said Choudary. “You don’t want bubonic plague, do you? Islam is the answer.”
Trump has declassified photos proving that climate change has destroyed most of London one year ahead of a 2004 schedule provided by the Pentagon.