“If faced with allowing sexism against women or allowing the existence of Communist prison camps, Democratic Socialists choose prison camps,” said a national co-chair of the Sanders campaign.
The former Vice President, who is white and 77, called an 83-year-old retired white man a “damn liar,” challenged him to a fitness test, and suggested he would lose in a duel of Rorschach tests.
A source close to the Biden camp said negotiations are underway with CNN to get Brian Stelter’s staff of fluffers as a campaign donation.
“The business model for some stores is saturation that creates food deserts in inner city neighborhoods,” Sanders says. “Socialism creates the same effect at virtually no cost, without the obesity.”
CNN reports that President Trump privately floated plans last year to use the apex predators to execute white supremacists before the 2020 election.
“This campaign isn’t a democracy,” said Sanders’ CFO Yuri Larin. “It’s impossible to finish off capitalism without having finished off social democracy in the working-class movement.”
“We’re fighting the enemy on the International Front, the Industrial Front, the Political Front, and the Personal Front,” said hopeful Supreme Leader Warren. “But today we open the Military Front.”