Biden campaign fires entire staff of fluffers as fundraising tanks
A source close to the Biden camp said negotiations are underway with CNN to get Brian Stelter’s staff of fluffers as a campaign donation.
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Bernie Sanders opens Bolivar Store as Dollar Store struggles with local zoning laws
“The business model for some stores is saturation that creates food deserts in inner city neighborhoods,” Sanders says. “Socialism creates the same effect at virtually no cost, without the obesity.”
Biden: Trump’s plan to feed neo-Nazi children to Great White sharks is ‘not who we are’
CNN reports that President Trump privately floated plans last year to use the apex predators to execute white supremacists before the 2020 election.
Bernie Sanders crushes ‘wage slave’ revolt by impoverished union field workers
“This campaign isn’t a democracy,” said Sanders’ CFO Yuri Larin. “It’s impossible to finish off capitalism without having finished off social democracy in the working-class movement.”
‘American Taliban’ free from prison, joins Warren to fight in Climate Jihad
“We’re fighting the enemy on the International Front, the Industrial Front, the Political Front, and the Personal Front,” said hopeful Supreme Leader Warren. “But today we open the Military Front.”
Mayor Pete kisses gay robot ‘Lil Milquetoast’ in campaign ad, DNC chairman apologizes
Tom Perez apologized profusely and promised that Joe Biden would be the next candidate to kiss Lil Milquetoast, followed by Senators Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren.
