“I was here at the end of the last ice age,” said the former cave-dweller. “It’s truly alarming that this mountain lake isn’t bigger by now.”
Editor’s note: This article was written anonymously by the early #Resistance movement in the dark days of 2004, before the glorious American Socialist regime took power in 2008 and was then unceremoniously ambushed by voters in the coup of 2016. The Sacramento Brie is reproducing it here as a reminder of the evils of American…
None of the parties have accepted the election results, a deadlock that everyone blames on the “meddling Communist from Vermont.”
The Pieseln Institute team said they were shocked at the “urine motor” directive because their study recommends “methane engine” technology, which emits one-third the CO2 of diesel motors.