Bernie taps Ben Shapiro for Defense Secretary in first Sanders Administration
Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) enlists Ben Shapiro as SecDef and says “we begin bombing coal plants in China and India 10 minutes after the inauguration.”
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White students in China sue Wang Chung for ‘mental anguish’ and ‘cultural appropriation’
“They’re white,” the lawsuit alleges. “And they sang that everybody should ‘wang chung tonight.’ Just knowing that this song exists makes our lives in Shanghai unbearable.”
Jerry Brown solves affordable housing crisis, sends working families to ‘ghost cities’ in China
“California has a housing crisis. China has a housing glut. Jerry makes me proud to be a Socialist,” said Darrell Steinberg.
First peek inside secret Leftist politician factory making ‘human-like’ candidates
The technician boasts that no detail is spared to produce political robots that resemble a “real life human who cares.”
