Glimpsing Apocalypse, Barack Obama begins campaign for First Horseman
Former president Barack Obama has glimpsed the Apocalypse threatened by “cancel culture” and is setting up a campaign to run for Office of First Horseman.
Warren demands punitive licensing fees for international terrorists
A draft proposal says “only the federal government can enforce the licensing requirements of individuals who routinely work from home with substances that are strictly controlled by the same government.”
Al Sharpton launches ‘Jussie Smollett 2020’ at Chicago home of Bill Ayers
The het-up crowd lost a few degrees of distemper as Sharpton began to murmur like Barry White giving birth to Rudyard Kipling.
Chicago officials track source of Nazi radio broadcast to south side parks
Some experts say key ideas from the the “rogue” transmission include “Grundlegende änderung (fundamental transformation)”, “Lichtarbeiter (lightworker)” and “Ja wir können (Yes we can)”.
Ex-congressman gives up on ‘racist’ America, to form slave startup in Nigeria
“To put me in jail serves what purpose? To teach me a lesson? I’ve been taught about this racist society every day of my life. When I get out, I’m going into the slave trade in Africa.”
Sanders gives major policy speech on Our Revolution after Trump’s Boy Scout debacle
For the first time in our history, the American people can find a way to a higher unity than they ever had before. Prejudices have been broken down, barriers have been overthrown, evil traditions have been wiped out and antiquated symbols shown to be meaningless.
Barack Obama, dog Sunny, only survivors of Chicago meeting
The shootings happened on the South Side of Chicago where Big Jim Walker was brutally murdered in 1972.
