The Sustainability Director was fired when he posted on Twitter that his Energy Star dishwasher and Green Seal certified leaf blower both failed on the same day and that USDA Organic doesn’t guarantee anything is organic.
“Twitter is risking harsh sanctions for fake, false, and defamatory tweets alleging that many of our members believed the Steele Dossier was real,” said Adam Schiff.
Clinton gave Newsom a red button with the word “Reset” in an ancient language of Native Americans, but Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard noted that the word actually translates as “Overcharge.”
Gov. Gavin Newsom said he was “outraged” at the Mongolian pilot’s decision to land in North Korea, but admitted that passengers were better off than they would be in San Francisco.
“This Socialism shit is better than anything, man,” said one Democrat voter. Another used hand signals to indicate how bummed he was that Bernie didn’t do some fentanyl with him and his crew.
“Once we force gig workers to join a union, clock in at 8 a.m. and take their breaks on schedule, they won’t feel like wage slaves anymore,” Warren said.
“You’re living in a completely delusional world, of a kind that teenagers might live in, very desperate, very angry, and you’ve picked tactics that are harmful, you’ve caused yourselves a lot of harm as well,” Chomsky said.