Revolutionary toxic waste program treats homeless humans just like dogs
The recycling program — named “Doo The Right Thang” — assumes that it doesn’t matter if dogs or humans are responsible for the city’s toxic waste.
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SF Homeless Drug Addict Expo replaces Flower & Garden Show
Inspiring seminars will teach you to create your own homeless camp and what to wear when sleeping off your heroin high at the BART station during rush hour.
California judge rules all-male sewage workforce unconstitutional
“I don’t care if San Francisco has fatbergs the size of jumbo jets lurking under our city streets,” said Mayor London Breed. “Women are protected from being dragged through the gutter by the patriarchy.”
Kamala Harris: ‘Alt Right’ banned ‘MAGA’ hats because Asian chef owns German restaurant
“If anyone should apologize, it’s Alt-Right white-supremacists of German descent who would dare to open a Mexican restaurant in Alta California,” said Harris, “not Lopez-Alt.”
Gavin Newsom backs 2020 ‘EVOTE’ ballot measure to end voter oppression
“Imagine never having to worry about a dictator,” said Newsom. “EVOTE will enable smart, forward-thinking Democratic leaders to bear the burden of voting on behalf of all the people.”
Gavin Newsom campaigns at Folsom Street Fair: ‘You WILL consent to vote for #MeToo’
California’s favorite cis-gendered son was banned from “the playground” at San Francisco’s famous fetish festival this weekend, but his steely-dan gaze and fabulous hair made a magnificent impression on voters at the suspension booth.
Saint Colin continues his quest to preach truth to the powerful Goddess Nike
Saint Colin prays with Occupy and firebombs a series of naval bases before being ensconced in a palatial home and preparing himself with spiritual rigor for his pitch to the Goddess Nike.
