Air Traffic Controllers heard sounds of a struggle and expletives in Esperanto from the cockpit before the plane landed on the empty runway.
The homeless eradication campaign could raise more questions about the role of robots in society, especially if they continue to vaporize people in the public right-of-way.
The ship was caught in hurricane force winds with the racist name of “El Niño” so we began to throw NFL players overboard.
The circumstances of the case are worthy of American’s finest news source, The Onion, but The Brie has the scoop.
It was totally unexpected, but this scientist found an ecosystem which has achieved complete and total diversity.
“We have garbage police at every street fair to make sure the addicted homeless gay illegal fetish queens are properly recycling their waste,” Newsom said. “Part of my plan to save the planet is to bring that culture to the State Capitol.”
The Summer of Love is 50 years old. Time for a midlife crisis and some chemo.