“Once we force gig workers to join a union, clock in at 8 a.m. and take their breaks on schedule, they won’t feel like wage slaves anymore,” Warren said.
“You’re living in a completely delusional world, of a kind that teenagers might live in, very desperate, very angry, and you’ve picked tactics that are harmful, you’ve caused yourselves a lot of harm as well,” Chomsky said.
“The algorithm said our approach had a 97% chance of eliminating inequality,” said Sergey Brin. “Maybe a society that believes some people are more fit than others is just doomed to fail.”
The recycling program — named “Doo The Right Thang” — assumes that it doesn’t matter if dogs or humans are responsible for the city’s toxic waste.
Inspiring seminars will teach you to create your own homeless camp and what to wear when sleeping off your heroin high at the BART station during rush hour.
“I don’t care if San Francisco has fatbergs the size of jumbo jets lurking under our city streets,” said Mayor London Breed. “Women are protected from being dragged through the gutter by the patriarchy.”
“If anyone should apologize, it’s Alt-Right white-supremacists of German descent who would dare to open a Mexican restaurant in Alta California,” said Harris, “not Lopez-Alt.”