The ship was caught in hurricane force winds with the racist name of “El Niño” so we began to throw NFL players overboard.
The circumstances of the case are worthy of American’s finest news source, The Onion, but The Brie has the scoop.
It was totally unexpected, but this scientist found an ecosystem which has achieved complete and total diversity.
“We have garbage police at every street fair to make sure the addicted homeless gay illegal fetish queens are properly recycling their waste,” Newsom said. “Part of my plan to save the planet is to bring that culture to the State Capitol.”
The Summer of Love is 50 years old. Time for a midlife crisis and some chemo.
The question asked by Lt. Gov. Newsom has commanded our attention like a San Francisco dominatrix. If you know the answer, we’d like to hear from you.
“Most people don’t want to think about catastrophe,” Brown told his audience on the beach in San Francisco. “I am not most people.”