“We’re just cutting to the chase,” said Mayor Steinberg. “Rather than waiting for full socialism to come to us, we’re going full socialist while we can still control the outcome.”
“We held our colleague to high professional standards and we believe she has appropriately fled the country,” said the school principal.
Just days after reports that homeless residents are digging multi-story homes in flood control levees, a city task force has acted swiftly to shore up those vital affordable housing projects.
California’s largest utility says coordinated urban rage from a critical mass of liberals could potentially be enough to keep the power on.
“This is yet another example of Sacramento’s comprehensive, intentional actions that will increase diversity and equity in the city’s economy,” said Chan. “If people stop dining out we’ll just tax them at home, too.”
Sen. Bernie Sanders said he will not step aside if Maduro is on the ballot, and might consider him as his vice presidential running mate.
“I’m the government, and I’m here to help our 680,000 El Salvadoran immigrants who export up to $500 million a month to their home country,” Newsom said as pallets of cash were loaded into a Cal Guard C-130 at Travis Air Force Base.