Ending the male gaze: Fascist dictator does what the Guerrilla Girls could not
“I wish we’d thought of enlisting a fascist dictator,” said one Guerrilla Girl. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
Mayor photographed with Mexican cartel leader at Sacramento 4th of July party
A source high on the Steinberg administration said the cartel leader was in Sacramento to provide intelligence about migrant border-crossing tactics in the El Centro and San Diego sectors.
Pride Flag flies under Skull & Crossbones on main flagpole of California Capitol
California Gov. Gavin Newsom ordered the Skull & Crossbones to be flown on Monday morning, signaling his official intent to rape, loot, and pillage the United States of America at his earliest opportunity.
Sacramento Zoo to host BBQ instead of moving animals to new location
“We’re just cutting to the chase,” said Mayor Steinberg. “Rather than waiting for full socialism to come to us, we’re going full socialist while we can still control the outcome.”
Teacher disciplined for obsolete grammar in comment on student’s homework assignment
“We held our colleague to high professional standards and we believe she has appropriately fled the country,” said the school principal.
Sacramento hires homeless crews to repair affordable levee projects
Just days after reports that homeless residents are digging multi-story homes in flood control levees, a city task force has acted swiftly to shore up those vital affordable housing projects.
PG&E: Liberal rage could keep energy on during planned fire season blackouts
California’s largest utility says coordinated urban rage from a critical mass of liberals could potentially be enough to keep the power on.
