Happy California cows treated for depression after Trump signs China trade deal
According to dairy farmers across the state, once-cheerful bovines are organizing “moo helplessly at the sky” events and seeking group therapy.
Up-and-coming satirical news site tells Google Corporate, 'The Babylon Bee has the Ring, not us'
Huey P. “Navin” Newsom, the disowned nephew of Pope Gavin Newsom, noticed a foreboding statistic in the traffic logs of his small, but growing, right-wing satire site.
Pope Newsom opens Office of Homeless Inquisition to enforce housing for the unsheltered
Critics who said it would cost $3.7 billion to supply beds for 92,000 unsheltered people have not been heard from since the papal press conference ended.
Newsom launches new CalDOPE agency during statewide tour of homeless camps
The governor launched CalDOPE this week, saying, “we’re taking power out of the hands of greedy pharmaceutical companies and putting it in the hands of selfless public servants who can’t be sued.”
God reveals updates to 2020 edition of Ten Commandments
If you are threatening to murder someone, the new Commandment requires police to deescalate the situation with a stern warning.
Sacramento celebrates peaceful Christmas after sending 200 violent youths to Stockton
“We created a new tradition,” said Mayor Darrell Steinberg, who supported the efforts of the community by deporting 200 violent youths to Stockton.
VisiCalc 1979 chosen to upgrade California's visionary $1B accounting software system
In a major technology coup, Gov. Gavin Newsom has licensed the legendary accounting software VisiCalc to upgrade the state’s $1 billion Financial Information System.
