Mexico’s healthcare system is helping international migrants achieve their American Dream by aborting their children before they cross the border.
The Sacramento Bee insulted CalEPA employees of color, saying rats are “infesting the courtyard” and the daycare is “crawling with vermin.”
“We’re building concentration camps not unlike those on the southern border,” said Mayor Steinberg. “Would Mr. Rogers do that? No. But what else would he do if he was in my shoes?”
Mayor and news columnist meet in thought bubble, decide Jesus Christ was right: “The homeless will always be with us.”
“I wish we’d thought of enlisting a fascist dictator,” said one Guerrilla Girl. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
A source high on the Steinberg administration said the cartel leader was in Sacramento to provide intelligence about migrant border-crossing tactics in the El Centro and San Diego sectors.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom ordered the Skull & Crossbones to be flown on Monday morning, signaling his official intent to rape, loot, and pillage the United States of America at his earliest opportunity.