The governor launched CalDOPE this week, saying, “we’re taking power out of the hands of greedy pharmaceutical companies and putting it in the hands of selfless public servants who can’t be sued.”
A decade after being convinced the disorder of the world could be transcended with smart power, journalists staged a “die in” at the company’s printing plant.
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The Sustainability Director was fired when he posted on Twitter that his Energy Star dishwasher and Green Seal certified leaf blower both failed on the same day and that USDA Organic doesn’t guarantee anything is organic.
Experts say Iran’s donation is legal under international law because the fake Trump head was delivered by a Middle East proxy working for former Obama administration Secretary of State John Kerry.
“Mr. Khamenei is perfect because he’s a Twelver, we’re playing 12 dates, and I feel this deep need to apologize to Iran for the spontaneous protest of the American embassy in Baghdad,” Taylor said.
If you are threatening to murder someone, the new Commandment requires police to deescalate the situation with a stern warning.