“I’m happy to report I’m in, and that I’m moving to Canada!” said the rocker, who has spent the last 54 years hating America while living in Los Angeles.
“I’m just doing my job!” she said, dabbing wet mascara from her eyelids. “I don’t understand why no one believes me!”
A decade after being convinced the disorder of the world could be transcended with smart power, journalists staged a “die in” at the company’s printing plant.
Experts say Iran’s donation is legal under international law because the fake Trump head was delivered by a Middle East proxy working for former Obama administration Secretary of State John Kerry.
“Mr. Khamenei is perfect because he’s a Twelver, we’re playing 12 dates, and I feel this deep need to apologize to Iran for the spontaneous protest of the American embassy in Baghdad,” Taylor said.
It’s unknown if purchasers of Carrey’s artwork can obtain refunds.
The NBA says it will force vendors to hawk menstrual products to fans of all genders as a way of saving face in the geopolitical firestorm it ignited by groveling for Communist Party dollars.