Marianne Williamson buys Jim Carrey artwork after mistaking him for Charles Manson
It’s unknown if purchasers of Carrey’s artwork can obtain refunds.
NBA hawks ‘free tampons for all’ as apology for bowing to Marxists
The NBA says it will force vendors to hawk menstrual products to fans of all genders as a way of saving face in the geopolitical firestorm it ignited by groveling for Communist Party dollars.
Waymo 3D mapping project discovers ‘Bronze Age Los Angeles’ in Los Angeles
At least Hammurabi demanded an eye for an eye. You lose an eye on the mean streets of Bronze Age LA, good luck getting Mayor Garcetti to pay up.
Screwtape: Hell frozen over as black female GM fired for racial slurs
“The ******* sensors reached the lowest ******* temperatures ever ******* recorded when Toler was fired,” said Screwtape. “You probably call that a miracle.”
Jim Carrey jealous of Manson artwork, to ‘do something’ about it
“I’ve seen Carrey’s art. It reminds me of Charles. And not in a good way,” said a former LAPD detective.
Anti-colonial protesters tear down statue of President James Monroe’s wife
Anti-colonial activists protesting the Monroe Doctrine ripped down a statue of President James Monroe’s wife on Wednesday, according to officials in Los Angeles.
So Cal police launch force of merciless cyborgs to halt street crime forever
“We’re very much in favor of death with dignity,” said the ACLU. “But we can’t allow people to be vaporized in the public right-of-way unless the euthanasia robot gets their affirmative consent.”
