Jim Carrey jealous of Manson artwork, to ‘do something’ about it
“I’ve seen Carrey’s art. It reminds me of Charles. And not in a good way,” said a former LAPD detective.
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Anti-colonial protesters tear down statue of President James Monroe’s wife
Anti-colonial activists protesting the Monroe Doctrine ripped down a statue of President James Monroe’s wife on Wednesday, according to officials in Los Angeles.
So Cal police launch force of merciless cyborgs to halt street crime forever
“We’re very much in favor of death with dignity,” said the ACLU. “But we can’t allow people to be vaporized in the public right-of-way unless the euthanasia robot gets their affirmative consent.”
Republicans who get on the bus at Obama and MLK will have to ‘ride in the back’
The former “president for everybody” said that “Republicans can get on the bus at the corner of Obama and MLK, but they’ll have to ride in the back.”
AOC: L.A. typhus outbreak great reason to ‘rebuild City Hall right now’
“We need to upgrade every building in the country anyway,” said Ocasio-Cortez. “Why not kill two rats with one stone by starting that project in Los Angeles?”
Bring out your dead: Actors trained as HazMat workers key to L.A. typhus epidemic
“We only noticed these trash mountains when a government official got sick,” said Mayor Garcetti. “Experts say they may have always been there but no one of consequence noticed them before.”
BREAKING: Ecuadoran caravan headed for LAX, Gov. Newsom promises ‘wall’
Julian Assange, granted asylum by Ecuador in 2012, will travel by caravan to Los Angeles. Gov. Newsom has promised a “wall” to keep out the “enemy immigrant.”
