Analysis: Kathy Griffin announces she has coronavirus, no one cares

Good news: Griffin might die soon. Bad news: She’s only 59, and could subject us to 16 more years of her unbearable personality before offing herself so no one remembers her as feeble, ineffectual, and pathetic, instead of gross, hateful, and pathetic.

L.A. Mayor: 'Guns are now essential until we survive Covid-19 and get back to ignoring typhus'

“We also want you to know that last week we said guns were evil, but today we’ve declared that guns are essential until we decide that guns are evil again, which should happen after we get back to ignoring typhus,” Garcetti said.