Republicans who get on the bus at Obama and MLK will have to ‘ride in the back’
The former “president for everybody” said that “Republicans can get on the bus at the corner of Obama and MLK, but they’ll have to ride in the back.”
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AOC: L.A. typhus outbreak great reason to ‘rebuild City Hall right now’
“We need to upgrade every building in the country anyway,” said Ocasio-Cortez. “Why not kill two rats with one stone by starting that project in Los Angeles?”
Bring out your dead: Actors trained as HazMat workers key to L.A. typhus epidemic
“We only noticed these trash mountains when a government official got sick,” said Mayor Garcetti. “Experts say they may have always been there but no one of consequence noticed them before.”
BREAKING: Ecuadoran caravan headed for LAX, Gov. Newsom promises ‘wall’
Julian Assange, granted asylum by Ecuador in 2012, will travel by caravan to Los Angeles. Gov. Newsom has promised a “wall” to keep out the “enemy immigrant.”
LeBron James deplatformed by Instagram after ‘Jewish money’ post
“It definitely was not LeBron’s intent to hurt anybody,” said Tamika Mallory. “It is a compliment to say slave-owning Jews hold all the wealth, and anyone who doesn’t understand that is a racist, especially that termite Zuckerberg.”
Empathy Project starts ‘insurgency of violent bitterness’ against electric scooters
“They throw them everywhere: in the ocean, in the sand, in the trash can,” said Charles Bukowski, a Venice Beach maintenance worker who regularly finds dismembered scooters on the boardwalk.
USC President excommunicated by Trojan Archbishop after Bohemian gynecology scandal
“We recognize the need for change and are committed to a stable transition. Now, if you will excuse me, I have an appointment at Bohemian Grove,” Caruso said after the excommunication.
