‘Sperm from space’ panics Southern California feminists
“Calm the fuck down. This is the final launch of 2017, so we won’t be raping you from space until 2018,” said Vandenberg commander Col. Thomas Baiser. “Merry Christmas.”
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‘White ally’ in Good Samaritan Hospital after ‘Black Xmas’ shopping trip
Doctors at Good Samaritan said Claire has a concussion, a broken nose, three broken ribs, and various contusions, but should recover soon.
Sex ed teachers sued for malpractice, union to protest with giant sex organs
Students say whatever the **** they’ve been teaching kids for the last fifty years, it sure as **** isn’t working.
