Ex-scientist starts celebrity ‘wellness’ spa to combat climate change
“Science be damned. If you want the masses to care about climate change, you need people like me to get arrested at least once a week,” said Fonda.
Study: ‘Deepfake’ actors just as phony as real human actors
By the year 2030, many video deepfakes will demand anti-human policies so absurd that everyone will believe the fakes are real Hollywood actors.
Euphoria: HBO will end toxic masculinity with up to 60 erect penises per episode
The hard work of ending toxic masculinity may never be done, but HBO is having a go with a new explicit TV series featuring up to 60 erect male human penises per episode.
‘Godzilla King of the Monsters’ to come out as transgender in 2020
Transgodzilla’s signature weapon will no longer be the unstoppable force of atomic breath, but the immovable object known as “resting bitch face” that will defeat the male gaze once and for all.
Self-driving car kills ‘too black’ actor who’s ‘not black enough’ for movie role
Researchers responsible for the robot driving systems have hired lawyers and crisis-management consultants in anticipation of social justice protests.
How do you solve a problem like Sharia? Remake the ‘Sound of Music’
Ms. Omar plays Maria, a lesbian imam working to liberalize a harsh and overly restrictive 21st century Austrian society by introducing the fulfilling and joyous alternative of Sharia Law.
Leading actor accidentally attends porn awards, can’t tell the difference
“I’m embarrassed to say it, but I didn’t even know I was at the Adult Video News Awards until the day after,” said the actor who insisted on anonymity.
