“I’m embarrassed to say it, but I didn’t even know I was at the Adult Video News Awards until the day after,” said the actor who insisted on anonymity.
Winfrey did not say she was running for president, but celebrities went wild when she said giving free stuff to the peasants didn’t start with Barack Obama.
“Calm the fuck down. This is the final launch of 2017, so we won’t be raping you from space until 2018,” said Vandenberg commander Col. Thomas Baiser. “Merry Christmas.”
Doctors at Good Samaritan said Claire has a concussion, a broken nose, three broken ribs, and various contusions, but should recover soon.
Students say whatever the **** they’ve been teaching kids for the last fifty years, it sure as **** isn’t working.