Scientists admit they don’t know why menstruating men have fewer symptoms of ‘toxic masculinity’ with higher doses of the substance that makes men toxic in the first place.
Women won’t work in the sewers because they’re too cold and filthy. A new plan would add adjustable thermostats and hot showers in key underground areas.
Is this a sustainable pattern? Not in a million fucking years. But I highly recommend it. Because when you damage yourself like this enough times, all you can do is vote for Democrats. And that’s good for America.
“Resist white porn!” shouted a protester. “Why isn’t my orgasm good enough to be published on the Internet?”
The Brie’s editors promise to let Meph’s flame burn bright for our readers while keeping the lighter fuel from leaking.
Thank Gaia and Allah other people are paying for me, or Janet Napolitano would already be the victim of culturally appropriate torture.