Science solves 3,000 year-old Peruvian climate change mystery
A team of UC Berkeley climate researchers hope the technology of ancient Peruvians can help California provide fresh water in a world increasingly at risk from climate change.
Yes, the Corona beer virus was spread by drunken alien scientists studying climate change
“We first detected the Corona beer virus in solar flares ejected in the general direction of Earth,” said noted astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Doomsday Clock changed to Light Years as people lose interest in Climate Catastrophe
A recent change to the Doomsday Clock has loaned a new sense of urgency to the fight against catastrophic man-made planetary climate change.
What is the sound of one hand clapping for White Supremacy?
“National Socialist Yoga is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical,” said yogi Moberra Sese Seko, a black White Supremacist and early adopter of Bay Area Fascism.
Science: Menstruating men with toxic masculine shock syndrome benefit from higher levels of testosterone
Scientists admit they don’t know why menstruating men have fewer symptoms of ‘toxic masculinity’ with higher doses of the substance that makes men toxic in the first place.
‘Manhole’ now illegal, genderless workers demand hygiene upgrade in city sewers
Women won’t work in the sewers because they’re too cold and filthy. A new plan would add adjustable thermostats and hot showers in key underground areas.
Help, I can’t stop hooking up with Trumpists, BernieBots, and Clintonites, in that order
Is this a sustainable pattern? Not in a million fucking years. But I highly recommend it. Because when you damage yourself like this enough times, all you can do is vote for Democrats. And that’s good for America.
