A team of UC Berkeley climate researchers hope the technology of ancient Peruvians can help California provide fresh water in a world increasingly at risk from climate change.
“We first detected the Corona beer virus in solar flares ejected in the general direction of Earth,” said noted astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson.
A recent change to the Doomsday Clock has loaned a new sense of urgency to the fight against catastrophic man-made planetary climate change.
“National Socialist Yoga is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical,” said yogi Moberra Sese Seko, a black White Supremacist and early adopter of Bay Area Fascism.
Scientists admit they don’t know why menstruating men have fewer symptoms of ‘toxic masculinity’ with higher doses of the substance that makes men toxic in the first place.
Women won’t work in the sewers because they’re too cold and filthy. A new plan would add adjustable thermostats and hot showers in key underground areas.
Is this a sustainable pattern? Not in a million fucking years. But I highly recommend it. Because when you damage yourself like this enough times, all you can do is vote for Democrats. And that’s good for America.