“Resist white porn!” shouted a protester. “Why isn’t my orgasm good enough to be published on the Internet?”
My new apartheid-free language, derived from the ancient mother continent, can build a new separate but equal California. A language I call “Afrikaan.”
The Summer of Love is 50 years old. Time for a midlife crisis and some chemo.
The question asked by Lt. Gov. Newsom has commanded our attention like a San Francisco dominatrix. If you know the answer, we’d like to hear from you.
“The winning design team did not disappoint,” said May about the results. “This might be the first time UC Davis has been proud of it’s chancellor’s home. I know I am.”
The Brie’s editors promise to let Meph’s flame burn bright for our readers while keeping the lighter fuel from leaking.
Thank Gaia and Allah other people are paying for me, or Janet Napolitano would already be the victim of culturally appropriate torture.