Colin Kaepernick shipwrecked on Alcatraz, bitten by viper, survives
The ship was caught in hurricane force winds with the racist name of “El Niño” so we began to throw NFL players overboard.
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Farmers say Delta Tunnels too expensive, Governor says ‘f*** off we’re doing it anyway’
State Natural Resources Secretary said people who pay “just don’t get it” and “what the f*** are you going to do about it?”
Cops: Illegal immigrant who shot legal aid volunteer will get aid from immigrant aid center
The circumstances of the case are worthy of American’s finest news source, The Onion, but The Brie has the scoop.
Help, I can’t stop hooking up with Trumpists, BernieBots, and Clintonites, in that order
Is this a sustainable pattern? Not in a million fucking years. But I highly recommend it. Because when you damage yourself like this enough times, all you can do is vote for Democrats. And that’s good for America.
Scientist discovers ‘peak diversity’ in remote island archipelago
It was totally unexpected, but this scientist found an ecosystem which has achieved complete and total diversity.
Top 4 reasons to vote for Gavin Newsom
“We have garbage police at every street fair to make sure the addicted homeless gay illegal fetish queens are properly recycling their waste,” Newsom said. “Part of my plan to save the planet is to bring that culture to the State Capitol.”
Saul Alinsky comes back from the dead to sue California’s bullet train
“I know Saul, and if he says the environment is more important than the bullet train then I believe him,” said Hillary Clinton.
