The ship was caught in hurricane force winds with the racist name of “El Niño” so we began to throw NFL players overboard.
State Natural Resources Secretary said people who pay “just don’t get it” and “what the f*** are you going to do about it?”
The circumstances of the case are worthy of American’s finest news source, The Onion, but The Brie has the scoop.
Is this a sustainable pattern? Not in a million fucking years. But I highly recommend it. Because when you damage yourself like this enough times, all you can do is vote for Democrats. And that’s good for America.
It was totally unexpected, but this scientist found an ecosystem which has achieved complete and total diversity.
“We have garbage police at every street fair to make sure the addicted homeless gay illegal fetish queens are properly recycling their waste,” Newsom said. “Part of my plan to save the planet is to bring that culture to the State Capitol.”
“I know Saul, and if he says the environment is more important than the bullet train then I believe him,” said Hillary Clinton.