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Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.
  • Sacramento

CSUS submits reports to biased, unverified, climate database; no one notices

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 9, 2017April 9, 2017
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  • Washington DC

Sixth most beautiful woman in world demanded cruise missile attack on Syria

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 8, 2017August 23, 2019
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  • NorCal

Pregnant sex robot divorces brilliant millionaire tech husband

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 8, 2017August 1, 2017
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  • Oroville

Secret sex lair found under Oroville Dam

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 7, 2017April 20, 2017
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  • Sacramento

Judge Gorsuch sends Gov. Brown birthday gift after SCOTUS confirmation

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 7, 2017April 8, 2017
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  • San Francisco

Gavin Newsom tests new campaign cruise missile

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 7, 2017April 19, 2017
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  • Sacramento

Heinz 57 squares number of products in gender-based reorganization

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 6, 2017April 8, 2017
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  • Vacaville

Breaking: Sen. de Leon says every family member has fake name

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 6, 2017September 1, 2017
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  • California

Nearly naked mermaids found in Sacramento, Fresno

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on April 6, 2017April 7, 2017
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Greengrocers of the world, unite!

All you have to lose are your illusions.

Vaclav Havel once described the “post-totalitarian” system in Czechofornia as “an extremely flexible ideology that, in its elaborateness and completeness, is almost like a secularized religion.”

“The principle involved here,” Havel said, “is that the center of power is identical with the center of truth.”

If your “metaphysical and existential certainties" are “being uprooted and alienated” by this religion, just say no to its “hypnotic charm.”

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