“Not a single Senator escaped the gravity of the moment,” said Fox News Sunday’s Chris Wallace, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she’s confident God wants her to continue without the Senate.
“If faced with allowing sexism against women or allowing the existence of Communist prison camps, Democratic Socialists choose prison camps,” said a national co-chair of the Sanders campaign.
Huey P. “Navin” Newsom, the disowned nephew of Pope Gavin Newsom, noticed a foreboding statistic in the traffic logs of his small, but growing, right-wing satire site.
Critics who said it would cost $3.7 billion to supply beds for 92,000 unsheltered people have not been heard from since the papal press conference ended.
The Duchess of Mouseton has renounced the royal household and moved in with Canadian billionaire Sylvester Shyster, the evil uranium mining mastermind who has promised Minnie her own TV show.
The governor launched CalDOPE this week, saying, “we’re taking power out of the hands of greedy pharmaceutical companies and putting it in the hands of selfless public servants who can’t be sued.”
Sweden: “Obese people are each responsible for more than a ton of carbon dioxide emissions a year, equivalent to going on a transatlantic flight.”
