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Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.
  • Washington DC

Biden picks President of Uganda for White House Communications Director

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on January 17, 2021January 17, 2021
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  • Washington DC

GEORGE WASHINGTON IMPEACHED! Dems declare ‘America null and void’

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on January 16, 2021
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  • Washington DC

Capitol protester appointed Dean of American Legal Studies at Liberty U

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on January 7, 2021January 12, 2021
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  • Hollywood

‘Godfather’ movies to be re-released as gender-neutral ‘SpiritParent’

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on January 4, 2021
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  • Hollywood

White Critic Saves Black Viewers from Watching Pixar ‘White Savior’ Movie

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on December 28, 2020
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  • Florida

Trump steals White House, moves it to Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on December 20, 2020
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  • Atlanta

Wormwood offers love to deplorable fascist family who unfriended him

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on November 13, 2020November 14, 2020
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  • Denver

Rural voters fed up with city folk are bringing poisonous snakes to Denver

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on November 12, 2020
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  • Europe

This is the story of how the word ‘she’ was first used in the English language

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on November 8, 2020
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