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Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.
  • Washington DC

Biden Infrastructure Plan Hires Immigrants to Cut Roads in Half

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on March 21, 2021
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  • Sacramento

Video: New California Law Says Pension Fund More Complex Than Earth’s Climate

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on March 11, 2021
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  • Sacramento

The Sacramento Brie Moves to Babylon

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on March 7, 2021
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  • Arizona

New ‘Boeing 777 GND’ Reduces Passenger Carbon Footprint to Zero

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on February 23, 2021
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  • New York

Gov. Cuomo Wins Hate Crime Award for Threatening Asian Lawmaker

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on February 17, 2021February 18, 2021
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  • Sacramento

Sac Brie Quick Take: California Eliminates Poverty in Nigeria

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on February 12, 2021February 12, 2021
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  • Washington DC

John Kerry Wins ‘Arctic Circle Jerk’ and ‘How Dare You’ Awards on Same Day

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on February 3, 2021
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  • Sacramento

California Exodus expands to homeless addicts leaving for Oregon

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on February 2, 2021
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  • Nationwide

Biden blames 20 million lost vaccine doses on ‘smaller government’

  • by Huey P. Newsom
  • Posted on February 1, 2021February 1, 2021
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All you have to lose are your illusions.

Vaclav Havel once described the “post-totalitarian” system in Czechofornia as “an extremely flexible ideology that, in its elaborateness and completeness, is almost like a secularized religion.”

“The principle involved here,” Havel said, “is that the center of power is identical with the center of truth.”

If your “metaphysical and existential certainties" are “being uprooted and alienated” by this religion, just say no to its “hypnotic charm.”

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