The Eye of Sundar rises over San Francisco Bay

The Sacramento Brie is an inclusive digital newspaper solely owned and operated by Huey P. Newsom (the disowned nephew of Pope Gavin Newsom) who might be under surveillance by the Eye of Sundar, but not for planning to wall off his home town to protect undocumented immigrants from Sacramento’s secret Nazi police force.

Founded in 2017 after Macedonian Content Farmers occupied mainstream newsrooms across the fruited plain, The Brie is just part and parcel of life in a world-class city, the world of appearances, mere ritual formalized language deprived of semantic contact with reality, transformed into a system of ritual signs that replaced reality with pseudo-reality.

Welcome to a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A dimension where the lack of free expression becomes the highest form of freedom; banning independent thought becomes the most scientific of world views; the complete degradation of the individual is presented as his ultimate liberation; government by bureaucracy is called popular government; and the repression of culture is called its development.

Your next stop, The Sacramento Brie!

There has also been some speculation that President Cheese derived its name from the newspaper, but those rumors have never been substantiated.

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