Fueled by the Biden Administration, Democrat Party voter registration efforts along the southern border have swelled the ranks of future voters as immigration numbers surge.
“At this rate, we won’t need to cheat in 2024!” declared one excited administration official. “And once the president grants amnesty to the twenty-five to thirty million undocumented free-range voters already here, it’s a wrap!”
Democrat party officials handed out thousands of pre-printed ballots to the swarms of people crossing the border and provided directions to nearby ballot drop boxes.
“I sweated my ass off harvesting votas last summer,” one of the officials told reporters. “This beats the crap out of that.”
Officials declined to identify which elections the ballots are for, stating only that they were for future use.
“When the time comes, these ballots will be boxed up and shipped to the appropriate precincts for tabulation.”