Biden Blames Brain Fart for “Neanderthal Thinking” Comment: I Meant Cuomo

In a rare live appearance earlier this morning, President Biden clarified the “Neanderthal thinking” remark he made on Wednesday.

“C’mon, man. I got my remarks mixed up. It was a brain fart. What I meant was, we don’t need Neanderthal thinking about women anymore, like Governor Cuomo. Hey, I don’t think that was a fart. Can I get some help here?”

White House spokesperson Jen Psaki circled back to the president’s remarks a few minutes later.

“The president definitely meant to direct the Neanderthal thinking comment toward Governor Cuomo,” she told reporters. “What he intended to say regarding Texas and Mississippi is that those guys are assholes.”

Author: Girth McFestus

As an infant, Girth McFestus was discovered living with a family of wolves near Chernobyl, Ukraine. An American flag-shaped birthmark on his back caused Ukrainian officials to contact the American embassy, and Girth was repatriated to the U.S. as part of a business deal by the shadowy organized crime figure known only as "The Big Guy." His home is now where he hangs his hat, and the world is his oyster.

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