New ‘Boeing 777 GND’ Reduces Passenger Carbon Footprint to Zero

PHOENIX, AZ — At the urging of the Biden administration, Southwest Airlines has accelerated introduction of its new environmentally friendly single-engine Boeing 777 that will radically change air travel forever.

Southwest said the new “777 GND” is just as energy efficient as the 777 Eco introduced by United, with the added benefit of reducing future travelers by 100%.

“President Biden urged us to come up with a way to maintain less air travel in the post-coronavirus world,” Southwest said in a statement. “We’re proud to say that our approach meets all the requirements of the Green New Deal, and it reduces the carbon footprint of passengers to zero after just one flight.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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