On Thursday, ultra-fabulous activist and school shooting survivor David Hogg challenged Mike Lindell, founder of MyPillow, to a pillow fight.
“I’m launching my own pillow company, and I plan to knock Mike Lindell out of the business,” declared the 20-year-old social media phenom via Twitter. “It’s time someone took a stand against the Nazis who infest restful sleep around the globe. This pillow fight just got real.”
While some commentators described picking a Twitter beef with someone whose account has been permanently suspended to be a craven act, Hogg denied the charge.
When pressed for details about his pillows, Hogg listed several characteristics. “First, they are super cool to the touch, because when I start shaving I don’t want to irritate my cheeks. Second, they are extra absorbent, because I don’t like my pillow to get soggy when I cry. Third, they are bite-proof, because there’s nothing worse than a big mouthful of feathers when I’m having sex.”
Lindell was unable to comment on the challenge because he couldn’t stop laughing.