Sources inside the Harris/Biden administration report that President Biden’s first overseas trip will be to the G7 meeting scheduled for June in Cornwall, UK.
In a break with tradition, Biden plans to forego traditional gift exchanges with foreign dignitaries. Instead, he will offer free anal swab COVID testing, supervised by Dr. Jill Biden.
“Our Chinese partners have assured the administration that they would make hundreds of anal swab kits available for the trip,” one official said on the condition of anonymity. “These kits have undergone extensive testing on our special cultural envoy to China, Rep. Eric Swalwell, with satisfactory results.”
“I think it’s fantastic,” reported another anonymous source. “Obama gave the Queen an iPod loaded with his greatest speeches, and now President Biden will swab her anus. This signals an exciting new chapter in US-UK relations.”