Harris/Biden Keystone XL Pipeline Cancellation Reignites War Of 1812

Canada responded to the Harris/Biden Keystone XL Pipeline cancellation announcement with air strikes along the U.S./Canadian border. The Royal Canadian Air Force struck three Ben & Jerry’s locations in northern Vermont, and units from the Montreal Canadiens Official Fan Club rioted across the border as far as Montpelier, Vermont’s capitol city.

After the American ambassador to Canada protested, Canada withdrew their forces and apologized in a succinct message from Prime Minister Trudeau, who said, “Sorry, eh.”

Author: Girth McFestus

As an infant, Girth McFestus was discovered living with a family of wolves near Chernobyl, Ukraine. An American flag-shaped birthmark on his back caused Ukrainian officials to contact the American embassy, and Girth was repatriated to the U.S. as part of a business deal by the shadowy organized crime figure known only as "The Big Guy." His home is now where he hangs his hat, and the world is his oyster.

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