Biden picks President of Uganda for White House Communications Director

Uganda’s President Yoweri Museveni, who won a sixth term in office this week after saying his rival would stage his own kidnapping on election day to “incite the public and cause violence,” has been named White House Communications Director for the incoming Biden administration.

“President Museveni’s masterful communications skills will be instrumental in changing the tone coming from the White House press room,” said Vice President Elect Kamala Harris. “And this is just further evidence that the Biden Harris administration will be the most transparent and inclusive in history.”

Museveni said he is honored to be involved in two of the “most cheating-free elections” in world history. “Anyone who says the election of President Biden or President Museveni was fraudulent will be reported to Twitter,” he said.

Museveni’s first challenge will be how to frame outgoing President Trump’s house arrest.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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