Capitol protester appointed Dean of American Legal Studies at Liberty U

An unnamed right-wing protester who stormed the U.S. Capitol building on Wednesday and Occupied the Senate Floor has been hired by Liberty University as the new Dean of American Legal Studies.

“We don’t know exactly who the man is yet,” said Liberty spokesman Molon Labe, “but we like the cut of his jib.”

Unrepentant left-wing terrorist Bill Ayers, author of the revolutionary manifesto Prairie Fire and part of the Weather Underground that bombed the U.S. Capitol building in 1971, said he would peacefully protest the appointment.

“When we bombed the Capitol back in 71, did we do something that was horrendous, awful? I don’t think so,” said Ayers, now a retired Professor of Education at Illinois State University.

“But these new domestic terrorists aren’t protesting the right things, so we can’t just give violent insurgents important positions at institutions of higher learning,” he said. “What would that say to our children?”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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