During the prayer to open the 117th Congress on Sunday, Rep. Emmanuel Cleaver (CCP-MO) inadvertently invoked the name of an ancient and evil monster when he prayed in the name of “AmenAndA-Woman”. The beast immediately roused from its five thousand-year resting place on the bottom of the Potomac River and began to destroy Washington D.C.
Cryptozoologists have identified “AmenAndA-Woman” as the ill-tempered older sister of Cthulu, of Lovecraftian fame. “This is the end of the world as we know it,” said Angus Haggis, Chair of the School of Lovecraft at Scotland’s University of Edinburgh. ” Better kiss yer arse goodbye, because there’s no taking this one back.”
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