Science says world’s oldest murder was mostly peaceful, media confirms

Scientists have confirmed that the oldest murder victim ever found died 430,000 years ago under mostly peaceful circumstances.

Two puncture wounds above the victim’s left eyebrow represent the oldest direct evidence of homicide, scientists say.

But paleontologists said the remains of at least 28 other individuals with obvious health problems were discovered along with the murder victim, proving that “a lone-wolf attacker was responsible for an isolated incident in a mostly peaceful society.”

This is a breaking story, and the mainstream media will shortly have a glut of stories you can believe, and fact-checks you can trust.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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