Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said today that massive, recent, and peer-reviewed studies suggest that Women, Anti-Fascists, and Trained Marxists can neither spread nor catch COVID-19 when gathering in large outdoor groups with or without masks.
“Under my leadership, the NIAID has conducted studies in Seattle, Portland, Minneapolis, and Washington DC,” said Dr. Fauci, who also stressed that Capitalized Groups not affiliated with the Republican Party or the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally always have a lower risk of catching highly-infectious airborne viruses.
“Crowding together, particularly when you’re not wearing a mask or observing government social distancing regulations, contributes to the spread of the virus unless your group is indistinguishable from any other radical progressive protest movement,” Fauci said. “It’s just science.”
Government officials have been warned not to use force against the wrong people, Fauci said, especially Women Who Don’t Go To Church Or Homeschool Their Children.
“I’m not in a position to determine what the government can do in a forceful way,” Fauci said. “That’s what Marxists are for.”