Biden: ‘Mueller, Comey to head Ukraine investigation after I win election’

Joe Biden announced today that Robert Mueller and James Comey will head an “Investigation Into Ukrainian Interference” after Mr. Biden is inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States in 2021.

The news comes after explosive Ukrainian emails and photos allegedly showing the former vice president’s son Hunter passed out with a crack pipe in his mouth were made public by the New York Post.

“Anyone who says this is a giant game-changing bombshell or a shocking dramatic turning point that disqualifies me from being president is a liar, man,” said Mr. Biden, who served as the Obama Administration’s point man in Ukraine.

Mr. Biden also challenged 63 million voters to a push-up contest and said anyone who thinks he works for the American people is full of s*** and shouldn’t vote for him.

In a statement, the Biden campaign said, “Joe Biden repeatedly says he never officially discussed the Ukraine business with his son, and the vice-president’s official schedule repeatedly confirms that no official business meeting ever took place.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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