Masked pilot to Sen. Feinstein: ‘I’ll carry luggage and little dog, but flying emotional support monkey needs to back off’

Senator Dianne Feinstein was forced to discipline her flying emotional support monkey as she arrived at a private Washington DC airport terminal without wearing a COVID-19 mask.

The maskless California Democrat was caught on camera at Dulles International Airport on Friday just after an unidentified pilot told the 87-year-old witch that he would gladly carry her dog and her luggage, but the “flying emotional support monkey” had better “back off.”

Feinstein wrote letters to the Federal Aviation Administration and Federal Transit Administration this year demanding a ban on emotional support animals and making masks mandatory at airports, on airplanes, and on public transit across the country.

It was not immediately clear if the the wicked witch had threatened to poison the pilot if he dared to tell anyone about her refusal to wear a mask.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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