Bombshell: Putin tells Bernie ‘I am sick and tired of reading your damned emails’

On a Communist News Network (CNN) show less than 24 hours after last night’s debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, Russian President Vladimir Putin told U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders he was “sick and tired of reading your damn emails.”

“If you think American people are sick and tired of hearing Hillary’s damn emails in 2015, think how sick and tired I am of reading your damn emails in 2020, Comrade,” said Putin (C-Russia).

The bombshell came after Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe said Hillary Clinton orchestrated the Russian collusion hoax to distract Americans from her email scandal, and former FBI Director Jim Comey testified to the Senate Judiciary Committee that “I know nothing, nothing, notthhiinngg.”

Sanders (C-Vermont) told Putin to “shut up, man” and said his private server was not hacked by the Russians. “I know Hillary Clinton, my campaign was hacked by Hillary Clinton, and you’re no Hillary Clinton,” Sanders said.

Putin admitted he hadn’t read all of Sanders’ emails, but only because “a man’s email relationship with his proctologist should be private” and “I got tired of hearing about your summer dacha in North Hero.”

Sanders thanked the Russian strongman for defending the Constitutional right to privacy, but then accused him of hacking of the Democratic National Committee, tampering with U.S. elections, and working with Donald Trump to undermine American democracy.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

2 thoughts

    1. That one took all of my imaginative powers. I started at midnight last night with the photoshop, and couldn’t nail down the narrative until noon today. I should work for the Communist News Network.


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