Futball Organizer to take esports by storm with 2021 ‘Systemic Racism Edition’

Futball Organizer, the soccer management game known among users as “the most conventional software in sports,” has dropped a dramatic “Systemic Racism Edition” that should propel it to the top spot in 2021.

Thanks to Artificial Intelligence, players of FO21 can admit their inherent racism to win, and use a special “inclusive graphics” GPU that eliminates the color #FFFFFF from gameplay. Players can also link the game to their Twitter account, and use the power of social media to pressure the team owner into hiring an “anti-racist” manager.

“Just like in the real world, player management is hugely important,” said Boss Hogg, varsity esports manager at East Tennessee State University. “What I like most about FO21 is the Central Committee option that overhauls the entire boardroom experience and makes every team uniquely Progressive.”

System Requirements: FO21 cares about eradicating systemic racism, and to do that one has to care about eradicating systems.
OS: Any anti-racist operating system that eradicates white supremacist programmers
Processor: Any CPU produced in Communist China
Graphics: Inclusive Graphics that block #FFFFFF

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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