Leftists resolve to defund police, divert funds to more social programs, after social programs fail to save people from police

Leftists who say America is already a Socialist state met today in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, to identify which of their socialist programs have failed before passing a resolution stating that the police have failed and need to be defunded.

Al Sharpton used his powerful and persuasive speaking skills to quickly read the “essential list” of 59 failed programs to conference attendees, but also noted that hundreds of other programs also fail America’s youth every day before someone finally calls 911.

The Joe Biden campaign attempted to crash the meeting, but organizers would only allow Kamala Harris to take a seat at the table. Joe’s wife said that was fine and led him off to search for ice cream instead.

“Our communities are under siege,” Sharpton said. “Every one of these programs has failed to keep our young people off the streets, out of prison, or out of the morgue. Can I get an Amen after I read each one?”

The crowd responded with an “Amen” and Sharpton began.

“The War on Poverty.”

“Amen!”

“The Economic Opportunity Act.”

“Amen.”

“That’s not going to work,” Sharpton said. “Let me just finish the list so we can get to the resolution that the police need to be defunded.”

“Amen,” said the crowd.

“Aid to Families with Dependent Children, Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, SNAP, WIC, School Breakfast Child Care Food Program, Summer Program, Commodity Supplemental Food Program, TEFAP Temporary Emergency Food Program, Needy Families, Farmers’ Market Nutrition Program, Special Milk Program, Section 8 Housing, Public Housing, Low Income Housing Tax Credit for Developers, Home Investment Partnership Program, Homeless Assistance Grants, State Housing Expenditures, Rural Housing Insurance Fund, Rural Housing Service, Housing for the Elderly, Native American Housing Block Grants, Other Assisted Housing Programs, Housing for Persons with Disabilities, Earned Income Tax Credit, General Assistance Cash, State Supplemental Health Insurance Program, Medical General Assistance, Community Health Centers, Medical Assistance to Refugees, Healthy Start, YouthBuild, Migrant Training, Social Services for Refugees Asylees and Humanitarian Cases, Safe and Stable Families, Healthy Marriage and Responsible Fatherhood Grants, Headstart, Childcare Entitlement to the States, Community Development Block Grants, Empowerment Zones, Enterprise Communities Renewal, Low Income Home Energy Assistance, Universal Service Fund Subsidized Low Income Phone Service, Pell Grants, Title One Grants to Local Education Authorities, 21st Century Learning Centers, Special Programs for Disadvantaged, Supplemental Education Opportunity Grants, Adult Basic Education Grants, Migrant Education, Gear-Up, LEAP, Formerly State Student Incentive Grant Program, Education for Homeless Children and Youth, Even Start, Aid for Graduate and Professional Study for Disadvantaged and Minorities.”

“Wherefore we solemnly resolve that the police be defunded,” said Sharpton, “and all the money be redirected to additional socialist programs so we can end poverty once and for all.”

“Amen,” said the crowd.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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