The Sacramento Brie would like to thank Joe Biden for this cogent analysis of how America can Build Back Better.
My favorite part about being united and stronger together is that all white people are inherently racist.
So you can imagine how appalled I was when the federal government said “white privilege” training sessions “engender division and resentment within the Federal workforce.”
Trump has banned those training sessions, but my first act as president will be to cancel that order.
We must stand together by rejecting the racist ideas of “rugged individualism” and “a can-do attitude” that are in fact devastating to women and POCs.
You want the truth? Those are the values that “undercut” America and “drive division within our workforce.”
What would Rosie the Riveter think if she were alive today?
America can only be truly stronger together when we share the common core value that America is a force for evil in the world because of the “fundamental beliefs” for which it “has stood since its inception.”
You know, I worked with the Ayatollah of Iran. I sat across the table from him. And I said, Mr. Ayatollah, Barack and I are working hard to make America un-exceptional. We’re bringing Iran into the community of nations.
In June, Iran sent us a bi-partisan warning: “America cannot be the main decision-maker when it comes to strategic matters in the world.”
They also noted – and you can fact-check this, Mr. Trump – that Americans themselves are shouting “Death to America.”
Iran is right. America cannot lead.
But there is a way forward. Except for the death part, I stand with the Ayatollah. And except for the white part, I stand with all Americans.
Stand with me. Build Back Better.